A Knightly Duel
A clumsy iron knight mocks the dreamer.
Laughter, pain, shame...
but then a voice rises: “We love you.”
And the magic of doubt shatters.
The Knight of the Screens looked like a clumsily assembled iron frame on wheels — some sort of self-propelled device that moved with awful creaking and clanking, wobbling from side to side like a drunkard, probably because its wheels weren’t all the same size.
Mounted on the frame was something resembling a square turret made of sheet metal, and at the very top of the strange contraption were several television screens attached to the sides of the turret. Exactly how this technological marvel worked remained a mystery, but one thing was certain — the TVs worked perfectly, showing the scene and the Knight of the Screens wobbling smugly back and forth.
“Applause for the Knight of the Screens!” Goliath announced, and this time the friends actually began to clap — hesitantly, forcing themselves past their confusion.
“And now let’s hear from the hero himself!” Goliath continued, and from the loudspeakers came another, mechanical voice:
“Oh, glorious and never sufficiently praised knight Don Quixote de la Mancha! I am the Knight of the Screens, and my unheard-of exploits may well have etched my name into your memory. I have come to challenge you to a duel and to test the strength of your arms, so that I may make you admit and proclaim that my lady — never mind who she is — is far more beautiful than your Dulcinea del Toboso. If you admit this truth at once, you will save your life, and spare me the trouble of taking it from you. But if you choose to fight and are defeated, I ask only one satisfaction — that, after laying down your arms and ceasing to seek adventures, you look into my screens to recognize your true reflection. Are you ready for a duel, noble knight?”
Reflections on the scene
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There are scenes where the soul of a story peeks through the cracks of parody. This is one of them.
Mr. Quirk—rebuilt with great care by Grandpa Hedgehog—is no longer the same. He returns to life convinced he is someone else: Don Culotte de la Mangia, the “Knight of the Deep Fryer” or something equally absurd. The name, a grotesque pun, evokes both hunger and delusion, laughter and despair. And that’s no accident.
This entire duel is a carefully staged farce. At first glance, we might think we’re witnessing a simple pastiche of Don Quixote. But that would be too easy. What we really see here is how deeply someone can lose themselves in a fantasy—especially when reality has become too painful to face.
The “Knight of the Screens,” who challenges Don Culotte, is no noble adversary. He’s a grotesque hybrid of monitors and mechanical arms, a mirror made of circuits and cruelty. And what he reflects back to Mr. Quirk is devastating: not a hero, not a valiant knight, but a broken clock with no cuckoo.
And that’s when something rare happens. Anne, until now a wanderer through this fractured world, steps forward—not with magic, not with swords, but with love. Her words, direct and tender, pierce through the delusion. She reminds Quirk who he really is—not a knight, but someone loved. Someone unique.
The madness lifts. The machine sulks away. And for a fleeting moment, the real magic of this world reveals itself—not in transformation, but in recognition.